FREEDOM

I'm smellin' it....I'm feelin' it....I'm readyin' for it....

Hey, did you guys know that dunkin donuts is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week? It's the most reliable food source in America. There's no condition like "except holidays" or "except on days where we're tired" or "except on days when the donuts don't taste that great". it just says open. so when the end of the world comes, are they going to be in violation of their promise? i fully anticipate dunkin donuts to still be cranking out the pastries while Jesus is descending from his cloud. they are open all the dunkin' time. That's a super dunkin' time. you could use "I was at dunkin donuts" as an alibi for anything, all the time, because they are open. it's not like if you told the cops you didn't do the crime cause you were at dunkin donuts and then they check, and they are all like i'm sorry, but your alibi doesn't check out because dunkin donuts is closed then. That would never happen. the cops would be like...well, i guess your alibi is good cause we know dunkin donuts was open. cause they are open all the dunkin' time. and i actually am a little amazed that i just brought up cops while talking about donuts, because i've always resisted the whole connection between the two and the huge stereotype that cops love donuts and are always eating donuts and are always parked in a donut parking lot (not that the parking lot is a donut, but the parking lot that belongs to the donut place..) because i figure it's a gross generalization. there's probably a whole slew of cops that really don't like donuts. and i'm sure there's a whole slew of cop cars that have never found themselves parked outside a donut joint. poor cops and poor cop cars who get the donut wrap. which reminds me that donuts actually go stale pretty easily. so how is it that they can be open 24 hours a day? do the donuts go stale? do they constantly throw them out and make new ones? how do they make any money doing that. and what a gamble it is....at 3am, someone comes in and they either have to eat a stale donut, wait for a brand new one to be made (but what service!!!) or they have to be told, um, we have no good donuts at the time. come back at 6am when the normal people want donuts. i think my obsession with dunkin donuts and their being open 24 hours a day is getting a little out of hand, but in my book, that's a pretty wonderful thing. especially since krispy kreme went belly up (what a great image that puts in my head!!!! belly up donuts. hehehe. like they are sprawled out on their backs with their arms and legs splayed out to the side, soaking up the rays. belly up donuts. hehehe.) locally, so i'm sure dunkin donuts is getting some great donut business. hooray for the dunkin donuts! oh, and just one more thing, BRILLIANT name!!! donuts....for dunkin'. like dunkin' them, like in coffee!! and how smart was it to use the dunkin' instead of dunking. how stupid does that sound "dunking donuts". that's just silly.

Here's to the greatness: Hip hip hooray!!!!



Oh, and here's to my caffeine high!!!!! Cheers! Tally ho good chap. Cheerio!